I Need A Wife!!
I am married. I have a great husband. I have a beautiful daughter. There is only one thing missing from my life:
I need a wife.
I want someone to yell at when I get home from work and the house isn’t as clean as I think it should be.
I want someone who takes care of me when I am sick.
I want someone who cooks dinner every night.
I want someone who always gets the groceries done.
I want someone who will pay all of the bills, balance the checkbook and keep the household on budget so that I never have to worry about something going past due, or bouncing a check.
Relationships are hard- life is harder. Man, wouldn’t it just be nice to know that someone was just taking care of everything for you?
Oh, wait. That’s what mom’s are for. I guess it’s our mother’s fault- they did everything for us, and took care of the house, but in turn they taught our generation that the woman is the one who does it all.
I am not saying that my husband doesn’t do anything. It’s just that sometimes I don’t want to have to do my job as a wife. I want a wife to do my job for me.
Guess that’s why people get personal assistants.
Okay, I change my request:
I want a million dollars.
I need a sugar daddy.
* high five *
Jasmine-I think a lot of women would agree. I am in the place where I need a girlfriend- to remember all the little details even when I forget, and to motivate me when I am distracted by South Park.
You beat me to this topic! I totally agree. I was just discussing this with a friend. She’s married and I’m a single mom and we both feel like we have to do it all, all the time.
Yes- no one tells you that being Super Woman is so damn exhausting!