The Valentine’s Striptease That Almost Broke My Neck

I’ve never been a huge fan of Valentine’s Day. Yes, I always said that back in the days when I was perpetually single. But surprisingly, my take on the whole thing didn’t really change after finding myself in a serious relationship, then engaged, then married. The cheesy cards, the naked Cupid butts, the hearts… oh god, the hearts. I abhor hearts. Anyone

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